Showing posts with label Dateline: Gondwana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dateline: Gondwana. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dateline: Gondwana

Dateline: Gondwana, Epilogue

Epilogue

Kyurdin rushed up to Primrose and Valeri, taking one of his healing potions with him. He poured it over the wound, and the bullet popped out. He took it into his hand. “You can take care of it from here, prophetess.” He said. Valeri waved her hands over the wound and healed it. Primrose managed a weak smile, and Valeri foretold,
“Your Majesty, it is a man-child.”
Charnaiz approached them and smiled. He was accompanied by Kazansky, Murad, and Shruiken.
“Thank God for this wonderful day.” he said. “And thank you – all of you, for helping me defeat the World Destroyer.”
“We had to protect our national interests, your Majesty.” Kazansky said, tilting his helmet. “And now, if you’ll excuse me – I think there’s someone I ought to wake up.” With that, he headed over to Natasha.
“It was a pleasure fighting with you, Charnaiz-san.” Shruiken said, with a low Japanese bow, placing his fist on his palm.
“I feel the same way, sahib.” Murad said, nodding his head slightly. “But now the ordeal is over – and we must return to our respective times. This century is one of greatness – but I fear I am not ready for it. I must return to my time.”
“As I must.” said Shruiken.
“Farewell then, brave warriors – I will remember you both.”
“Sayonara.”
“Salam alai’kum, sahib.”
“Alaikum al’salam to you too, Murad, and good fortune to you, noble Shruiken.” said Charnaiz with a smile.
The two walked off to Voronov, where they were both sucked into the wormhole, one by one, to their respective times.
Kazansky came to Charnaiz, holding a weakened but still very much alive Natasha in his arms.
“It was fun, Charny.” said the Krasnorussian, smiling beneath his gas mask. “If you’re ever in my world again…” he laughed, “Give me a call.”
“And I will. It has been good fighting alongside a soldier such as you.” said Charnaiz, placing his hand on Kazansky’s shoulder.
Natasha’s eyes fluttered open, and she saw Charnaiz for the first time, “Hey…” she said weakly, “You’re… pretty hot… for a kozel…”
“She called me a goat?”
“It’s Russian prison slang. You wouldn’t understand.” Kazansky said, grinning.
Nicolette walked up to them, glaring at Charnaiz. “Hey, putain.” she said to the Gondwanan king.
“Yeah?” said Charnaiz, glaring back.
“You… you… you make a good combat buddy. Put her there.” She said, extending her hand. Charnaiz took it and received a vice-like grip.
“I don’t want to see you in France or in China. They’re not ready for you there, you batarde.” she said, laughing as she went away to Colonel Fang’s men.
“I guess this is your goodbye, huh?” Kazansky said to Charnaiz.
“I guess it is. So long.”
“That’s it?”
“Yes.”
“Nothing fancy?”
“No.”
“Um… okay.”
“Oh yes, before I go, one last thing – here.” Charnaiz handed a small purple balloon shaped medallion to Kazansky.
“What’s this?”
“The Gondwanan Order of the Juju Bomber.”
“The… uh… what?”
“Goodbye, major. It was fun.” With that, he walked off towards the wormhole, and Voronov clocked him back to Gondwana. Valeri and Primrose had their own goodbyes, while Kyurdin and Richard left without scarcely a word.

Some time later, on the return trip via tank trip to Vladivostok, Kazansky sat with Dym, who was recuperating in a cryo tank. He had his gas mask and helmet removed, and was relaxing on his seat inside the roomy T-120 “Nerushmiy” Demolition Tank. He examined the little medal, and squeezed it. Suddenly, a foul odor filled the inside of the tank. It smelled like – “Urine! The whole vehicle is filling with essence of human urine!!”
“Thank God I have no sense of smell.” laughed Dym.
In the ensuing chaos, nobody bothered to read the inscription on the opened medal – “To Major Kazansky: This is the essence of the Chark Shark, one of the great deities of Gondwana. I hope you enjoy it – your interdimensional pal, King Charnaiz dir Castillon.”


END

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 12

Chapter 12: TARFUN

As opposed to SNAFU, TARFUN is an acronym meaning, “Things Are Really Fucked Up Now.” This was the perfect description for the situation that the rag-tag group of fighters was in right now. As Aquilifon’s true form started walking out of the building, and as the Black Guards marched in, their guns pointed at the group; the situation seemed hopeless.
Charnaiz was having problems of his own – his pregnant wife lay with the prophetess Valeri, dying from a gunshot wound, and his objective was a lost cause as Aquilifon had completed his true form.
Shruiken was without a weapon, as Krovin had flung his weapon some thirty feet up – on the back of a stone Gargoyle. Without his katana, he was only as good as his martial arts skills were – and those weren’t going to do him much good against an army of Black Guards who were armed to the teeth – not to mention the tank.
Dym was torn in half, lamenting over the loss of his legs and that other part… which was useless if he was RI anyway, but still worth lamenting. His vitals continued to drop, albeit very slowly, and he was at death’s door for the second time, so to speak.
Murad al’Khefar’s hands were soaked with sweat, and straining from the blows he had to block from Krovin’s sword. The black knight hated him with an intense burning heat – and Murad remembered why – he was the very first human being to ever inflict defeat on Krovin – in 1191.
Nicolette Blanchfleur was trying to stop herself from instinctively laying down her arms and surrendering to this large band of Black Guards who crept up on them, with easily a hundred guns trained on her and her squad. She would not surrender – she would die proud, like the descendant of the noble French warriors that she was.
Major Alexei Kazansky was in a pickle. He had no idea how to get himself and his crew out of this dire situation, but he was sure going to try. He took a deadly VX gas grenade from his belt, and gripped it tightly, contemplating the consequences. He put his finger on the pin, but something interrupted him.
“Attention you Black Army terrorist bastards!! This is Colonel Wu Chou Fang of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army!! Surrender your arms now or face death at the hands of the glorious and heroic soldiers of China!!”
The liberating voice came from the propaganda speaker mounted on a Chinese Type 100 battle tank. It was accompanied by hundreds of others, along with Krasnorussian troops. Kazansky’s chemical warfare battalion, under the leadership of their officers, was riding on the dozens of Red Army tanks that had now surrounded the bunker.
Prior to the reinforcement, Colonel Wu Chou Fang had noticed that Black Army troops where moving dangerously close to China’s neighbor, North Korea, and that China would be in grave danger if they ever crossed the border. Moving quickly, he assembled a division of Chinese armor and picked up some of Krasnorussia’s remaining defense forces, in an attempt to stop the putsch.
The Black Guards scrambled out of the bunker and ran away into the snow, pursued by chem troopers toting their own AKM rifles. The Chinese tank groups then raised their turrets and began to open fire on the giant black-matter spider that was now somewhere in the distance. The spider turned, feeling their fire, and slowly walked towards them, the ground shaking with every step.
“Thank God for the PLA – but I still think we’re in a TARFUN-type situation.” mumbled Major Kazansky.
Then, who should show up from the back of the Krasnorussian troops but Voronov with Kyurdin and Richard! Charnaiz caught sight of his two friends and hailed them with a royal salute. They were riding on something that looked like a wormhole generator mounted on a tank. “Your Majesty!” Shouted Richard, “We have found a way to vanquish the Destroyer! We’ve repaired the wormhole generator!”
Meanwhile, Murad continued to fight on with Krovin. The Varangian was unrelenting and tireless, being fuelled by constant and fiery rage that was as hot as the fires of hell itself, appropriately. He took another swing at the twin scimitars of Murad and shattered the one in his left hand. Murad whirled backwards, in his style reminiscent of Turkish dervish-dances, and then jumped at him, kicking him in the head before landing back down. Krovin managed to catch one of his legs and throw him across the floor, causing him to hit a pillar.
“How fitting…” Krovin mumbled, “That I will crush you with a pillar in the same way that you crushed me those many centuries ago…”
Murad could not reply, and assumed that his end was near. Panting, he prayed to Allah for redemption, closed his eyes, and waited for the stone pillar to come crashing down on him. He waited an eternity – almost too long, and then opened his eyes to see that the Varangian was frozen in his tracks!
Kyurdin had used a Gondwanan device called the “gravity grenade” to lock Krovin to the ground, enabling Murad to strike him. The Turk got to his feet and did so, slashing Krovin’s heart open.
Suddenly, the giant black-matter spider began to fall apart – it seemed to melt as if something had broken within it.
Richard yelled to Voronov, “Activate the wormhole! Now!”
As the black space of the wormhole started spinning, the black-matter washed off of Aquilifon and dissolved into the ground, and Croak dropped from the Destroyer’s back. Suddenly, the wormhole was locked on Aquilifon, and he was sucked into it, along with Krovin’s remains, which seemed to scream curses of vengeance. Voronov then flipped a large switch witch shut the portal down.
“Hey! You fixed it!” Kazansky said joyously.
“Yes I did, Comrade Major. I’m a genius – that’s what they say.” Voronov said, grinning.
The men cheered – Krasnorussia and China were safe from destruction now, thanks to the efforts of these valiant heroes.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 11

Chapter 11: Encounter

Krovin paced back and forth inside the underground bunker in Khasan. “Where is that White Snake? He should be here by now…”
A face then flashed on his display screen; it was one of his Black Guards. “Sir, the visitor has arrived.”
“Excellent. Send him in.”
Croak entered the bunker, with several Black Guards escorting him. Krovin tilted his head, “Something seems very wrong here… Croak, did you take care of the major?”
Croak did not respond.
“Croak? Can you hear me?”
Nothing.
“Surprise, Arkady.” said one of the Black Guards.
“That voice… that annoying American accent… Alexei Mikhailovich!”
“Right you are – and I’ve brought friends.”
The Black Guards surrounding Croak took off their masks to reveal their faces –Charnaiz, Primrose, Valeri, and Nicolette pointed their stolen AK-47s and Uzis at Krovin’s face.
Krovin glared, “How foolish for you to have come – so few of you in number, against an entire regiment of Black Guards!”
“That’s been taken care of.” grinned Charnaiz.
Suddenly, a body of a dead Black Guard was thrown down the stairs behind them. Dym, Shruiken and Murad appeared behind it, their weapons bloodied.
Upon seeing the Turk, Krovin’s eyes grew mad and wolf-like. He shouted at the top of his lungs, “Murad al’Khefar!” Just then, a mass of black matter engulfed him and sank into the floor.
“Where’d he go?” asked the Scorpion.
Suddenly, the black matter engulfed Croak as well and dissolved into the walls, leaving them without a ransom.
“This is bad.” said Kazansky. “First thing’s first people – we need to find Natasha and get her out of here.”
“Those are your priorities, major.” said Charnaiz. “My only priority is to prevent Aquilifon from achieving his true form! I don’t know about you – but that’s where I’m going.”
“You can’t abandon us at this stage in the operation! God, I knew I should’ve brought my men.”
“My mercenaries are at your service, major.” said the Scorpion, “Besides, your men would have been too conspicuous. A small squad is a stealthy squad, major.”
“Fine. Scorpion, you and your boys follow me – we’re going after Natasha. Shruiken, accompany King Charnaiz and his bitches.”
“Hey!” protested Primrose.
“My apologies, your Majesty. Dym, Murad – you people come with me. Squads, move out!”

Charnaiz sprinted through plain-walled concrete hallways, trying to find evidence that would lead him to Aquilifon. Kazansky went a separate way with his slightly larger group.
Suddenly, Charnaiz approached a large, steel door. Shruiken slashed it open and found their target – Aquilifon the Destroyer, holding Natasha unconscious in his hand – together with a being of dark matter and Croak inside a large, spacious cement room with a structure reminiscent of a roofless Roman forum in the center.
“Welcome, your Majesty.” Krovin said, mockingly. “You’re just in time for the final merger ceremony. The black creature you see in front of you is a Romanian strigoi-mort, a demon of the damned and a powerful foe. You may try to reach us, but the strigoi-mort has put up a powerful barrier that will only disappear once he has combined fully with the White Snake and the Destroyer. I must say, your Majesty, it was nice knowing you.”
“You lie! My blue Iris can get through that barrier!”
“Most probably – but I have planned ahead, your Majesty, and have placed a null-mana spell over this room. The strigoi-mort uses no mana, and is thus excluded from the spell’s effects.“
“Damn you, Krovin!”
“I already have been.” He said with a deep laugh.
“Charnaiz, listen to me.” Valeri said, as if she knew what to do. “I have a spell that can lift the protective curtain of the strigoi-mort. It’s mana-less, but very weak.”
“It’s worth a try, prophetess.”
“It’ll require a lot of energy, so I need a share of your power and Primrose’s as well. Shruiken can guard us while we concentrate.”
“Hai. I will make sure nothing happens while you prepare your spell.” the ninja said, slashing the blood off of his katana.
Suddenly, a group of Black Guards entered from the gate behind them. Krovin began chanting in an arcane tongue, something sounding like a cross between German and Latin – Gothic.
As Shruiken fended off the oncoming Black Guards, the trio from Gondwana concentrated and began to lift the curtain very slightly. Shadow, the strigoi-mort, began to absorb Croak, who went along with it all; soon, the new being was a mess of black matter and entangled electrical wiring, and it began to expand and engulf the thirty-foot-high mass of Aquilifon’s body. Aquilifon dropped Natasha to the ground, where she remained unconscious. The curtain was lifting too slowly, and Aquilifon was becoming larger – forty feet, fifty feet, eighty feet… until he reached a height of over one hundred feet. Now the new being no longer resembled the pseudo-humanoid form of Aquilifon but rather a shapeless blob.
Finally the curtain was opened just enough for Charnaiz to slide through. Shruiken killed the last of the Black Guards and slid through after him.
“It’s too late now, warrior, your Majesty… the transformation is in its final stages. It is irreversible.” Krovin said with an evil smirk.
Charnaiz stared up at the mass of black matter, now sparkling with electricity – it started sprouting legs – arachnid in type, like a giant spider.
But as Charnaiz looked down, he noticed that Krovin had drawn twin PP-19 Bison submachine guns. As soon as the latter started firing, Charnaiz dove for a pillar to hide behind as the Bison’s 9mm rounds shredded the flooring where he previously was.
Shruiken ran towards Krovin, sword raised, but was readily received with a sharp kick to the stomach. Shruiken was thrown back with a thud.
Suddenly, Shadow’s curtain went down – along with the null-mana spell – and Primrose and Valeri ran towards Krovin. The black knight turned to face them and sprayed them with bullets, just before Charnaiz hit him with an energy blast to the head.
Primrose cried out in pain. Valeri knelt over her and examined her with her ancient desert magic – only to discover, “Charnaiz! Your wife has been hit near the lung! And she’s pregnant!”
“She’s what?” Charnaiz yelled back, surprised, just before Krovin landed a blow on his cheek with the grip of his submachine gun.
Shruiken flipped back on his feet after the initial shock and rushed towards Krovin, who, to his surprise, threw the twin submachine guns at his face, which he promptly slashed in half, only to be met by Krovin’s own Varangian long sword. Charnaiz then ran to aid Shruiken by attempting to strike Krovin from behind, but Krovin grabbed Shruiken by the collar and threw him onto Charnaiz.
Charnaiz shouted out to Valeri, “Protect Primrose!” right before Shruiken fell on him.
The Varangian raised his long sword and prepared for the final blow, when Shruiken thrust his sword upward and drove it through Krovin’s torso. The Varangian, seemingly unaffected, eyeballed the ninja, swung his own sword and hit Shruiken on the hand, making him release his sword. Krovin stepped backward, removed the sword from his torso and threw it upwards.
Suddenly, an explosive charge went off from another entrance. Out of the smoke stepped Alexei Kazansky, Dym, the Scorpion and her men, and Murad al’Khefar.
“Holy shit, look at the size of that thing!” Kazansky remarked at the sight of Aquilifon.
“That’s Aquilifon’s true form!” shouted Charnaiz.
“You figure out a way to stop it before it reaches the capital! We’ll handle the antichrist and his –” before Kazansky could finish, Krovin had leapt into their group from seemingly out of nowhere and had crossed blades with Murad al’Khefar.
“Shoot him!” yelled Kazansky.
“Êtes-vous fou?” asked Nicolette. “We’ll kill him if we open fire! They’re too close!”
“Do you have any other suggestions, Lieutenant Blanchfleur?”
“No, major – but I am confident in the Moor’s abilities…”
“That’s it – I’m joining this game.” Dym said, leaping into the air.
“Hey, what the – are you disobeying orders, defender?” shouted Kazansky, frowning.
Dym did not reply, already drawing his quarterstaff and smashing it on Krovin’s head. The black knight, in response, kicked Murad down and slashed Dym’s body in half with one rage-filled sweep. He then turned back to Murad and brought his sword down on the Turk’s twin scimitars
Dym’s torso fell from his waist and dropped to the ground. The head spoke, “Um… I’m okay… I think. Vitals are going down… waaay down, but I feel fine!” Just then, the giant black-matter spider began moving, creating a hole in the cement wall of the large chamber.
“Oh this is so TARFUN.” said Kazansky.
“TARFUN, major?” asked the Scorpion.
“You wouldn’t understand.” He said as he watched the giant black-matter spider walk out into the snow, letting a large contingent of Black Guards and a stolen Red Army T-90 battle tank roll into the chamber.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 10

Chapter 10: Unwanted Visitors

The deserts of the Gondwana dimension, 2007 – a couple of horsemen sped up to the entrance of the unreceptive cave which was once the Citadel of Aquilifon the Destroyer. Now, the place was reduced to an inglorious pile of rubble and ashes.
One of the horsemen looked like a mage, with a long, flowing red robe and a hat shaped like a tack; the other was wearing a type of light armor decorated with black spirals on blue armor plates and armed with a decorated sword. These were Richard and Kyurdin, members of King Charnaiz’s “Elite Eight” group, who had come looking for their leader.
The latter of the two dismounted at the entrance of the large ashen cave and went in. Richard followed, cautiously whirling his large wind-staff as he walked.
“This is the place, but I don’t see how his Majesty could still be here.” Kyurdin said, sounding a bit worried.
“Charnaiz is a cautious individual, Kyurdin. I’m sure he’d have survived this… massacre… quite easily. He’s either hiding somewhere or secured behind a strong energy shield.” replied Richard.
“He better be – the nation will be in chaos if they find out that his Majesty is missing.”
Just then, the two stumbled upon the large gaping hole that was the entrance to the wormhole.
“That… doesn’t look normal.” Kyurdin said.
“It’s a wormhole – and if my analysis is correct, it leads to outside Gondwana. This is probably where he went, either to hide or to chase after Aquilifon. I prefer to believe my latter hypothesis.”
“You’re suggesting that we go after him?”
“Unless you can offer an alternative course of action, then yes.”
“I can’t think of anything.”
“Well then, seeing as we have no other choice – it’s go-time.”
And with that, the mage and the swordsman jumped into the wormhole, and were sucked into the space-time rift that carried them to Krasnorussia, 2025.

Krasnorussia, 2025 – Dr. Voronov continued to monitor the inflow/outflow of the unstable wormhole generator, and was dismayed to find out that two more people had stumbled into the facility.
“You’re in the wrong dimension, people. It’s my duty as administrator of this facility to order you back out to where you came from.” he said over the PA system.
Kyurdin shouted back up to the control tower, “Fuck you, twat!” and drew his sword.
“There’s no need for profanity, Mr. Kyurdin.” Richard said, touching his wind staff on Kyurdin’s sword. He then shouted up to the control tower himself, “We’re looking for his Majesty Charnaiz dir Castillon! We’re sure he went this way! We’ll find him and take him out of your hair!”
Voronov put his hand to his chin. He’d remembered that Kazansky had mentioned that name before, but had no idea who he was talking about; Charnaiz and he had never met before.
“He’s not here. You can try to find him if you like, but I’m not allowing you into the city!” Voronov said.
“That won’t be a problem!” Richard said. “Thank you for your consideration!” He then turned to Kyurdin and said, “See? No need for bloodshed.”

Meanwhile, Murad, Kazansky, Charnaiz, Shruiken, Valeri, Primrose, Dym and elements of the Yekaterinburg 3RD SpetsNaz Battalion surrounded Croak, who was nailed down on a board by his hands and feet, his head quickly darting from each individual to the next, cursing at each of them.
“The Scorpion should be here any minute now, and we’ll need everyone present for the information this RI guy is gonna give us… we’ll also be needing a second torturer.” Kazansky announced.
“Eat me, Krasnorussian pig! I feel no pain!” Croak shouted, defiantly.
“He’s right, you know. It’s that nerve-removal procedure we invented. He can’t even feel it when you burn him. I don’t understand how we’re going to go through with this, comrade Major.” said Dym.
The doors slid open as Nicolette entered the room.
“Well, gentlemen, I’m he – sacrebleu!” Nicolette said, when she saw Croak nailed to a board on the wall.
“Shut up, you overseas whore!” Croak retorted.
“Putain d'outre-mer? C'est toi qui sera ma chienne après que je sois fait!” She said, gnashing her teeth.
“Vy klyanets’ kak vnutrennyaya svin’ya! V Rossiy, my ispol’zuem lyudei kak Vy kak advokat’!” Croak shouted back at her.
“Nicolette, I need your help.” Kazansky interrupted before the Scorpion could insert another French profanity.
“You’re getting what you deserve.” murmured Charnaiz.
“Yes, Major?” the Scorpion said, coughing a “TWLC” at Charnaiz.
“I need to figure out a way to torture this guy – he doesn’t feel pain, and all my main torture techniques involve well… something painful.”
“Well, I’m not sure if I can…”
“Make use of the five senses, Alexei-san.” Shruiken interrupted, “it is one of the greatest and most potent forms of torture.”
“He’s a genius!” said Kazansky, nodding. “Primrose, could you please stand beside Croak? Place your mouth next to his ear? Like that – yes, perfect.” Kazansky rubbed his hands together. “Everyone get the hell outta this room. We’re gonna start bombing his senses.”
The group then filed out of the room, leaving Primrose alone with Croak, the former wearing an evil grin.
“Everyone get behind the bulletproof glass.” Kazansky said. “This is gonna be loud, people, capital L.” He then knocked on the glass and gave the thumbs up to Primrose.
Primrose then screamed in Croak’s face, at a level that was just bearable enough so that the cement and metal in the room did not crumble away. She screamed for a full fifteen seconds, and the bulletproof glass in the opposite room began to crack. Sensitive alarms were triggered by the pitch of her voice, the war dog units outside began barking and whimpering, and then the screaming came to an abrupt stop.
The group stepped out of the soundproof room and went back to Croak. The RI hung there on the wall, his head gyrating from the dizziness.
Nicolette walked up to him and snapped her fingers at his face, “Hey – chienne, can you hear me? It’s rude to ignore people.”
Croak looked up at her and then hung his head back down.
Nicolette grabbed him by the chin and said, “Listen to me you piece of Russian merde!” but Croak just tilted his head, as if he didn’t understand.
Kazansky interrupted, “I think that last note made him deaf.”
“How are we going to get a confession out of a deaf man?” asked the Scorpion.
“I need a piece of paper.” said Charnaiz.
“No, no, that won’t work.” said Kazansky, “He can’t read English – his optical implants are written in Cyrillic. I’ll have to do it.”
Taking a notepad, Kazansky wrote, СКАЖИТЕ НАМ, ГДЕ ВАШ БОСС ЯВЛЯЕТСЯ, ИЛИ МЫ СДЕЛАЕМ ЕЕ КРИК СНОВА. (TELL US WHERE YOUR BOSS IS, OR WE WILL MAKE HER SCREAM AGAIN.)
Croak spoke, albeit slowly and drearily, “He’s… not at the Soviet Fortress… the place has been occupied by Black Army troops, and you were to be ambushed there. He’s in the settlement of Khasan, south of Vladivostok, nearing the North Korean border, hiding in a giant camouflaged bunker – awaiting my arrival to fulfill the prophecy.”
“What prophecy?” asked Valeri.
“My memory banks are obscured – I was only told about a prophecy over videophone, but not given any details.”
“Did it mention a being called Aquilifon?”
“Not to my knowledge…”
“You’re coming with us.” Charnaiz said, “If you’re lying, I will cut off your head with Char Milvian myself.”
Croak shook his head and groaned.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Hostage Situation

Natasha Kalashnikova brooded over her computer in the Red Army’s 1ST Chemical Warfare Battalion. She was bored, bored as bored could be. She had viewed and reviewed every page on the secure Red Army network, and had found dirt on most of the officers in her unit except for Major Kazansky, whose file was harder to find than a black man in the Red Army. She sat on her desk, twirling a pencil on the table while resting her head on a stack of books. Suddenly, she heard a whisper coming in from another room.
“Nice try, gefreitor; I’ve seen that movie a million times – and no mere imitation is going to scare me now.” The doors in the office complex around her slammed shut and locked themselves, not before the lights turned off.
“Very funny, comrade gefreitor! I’ll have your head for this!”
The whisper grew louder.
“Okay, okay, you’re scaring me! Stop it!”
Black matter crept down the walls from the cracks in the ceiling; it was like the room was being flooded with a sort of misty tar.
“It’s not funny anymore! Stop!”
Before she could say any more, a wave of black matter, with bloody fangs, rose as tall as she was and swallowed her out of her desk. The black matter then immediately disappeared.
A gefreitor walked into the room, looking around. “Comrade Leytenant? Comrade Leytenant? Where’d you go?”

A couple of days later, Charnaiz, Kazansky and Shruiken were meeting at a conference table in the Red Army science facility back in Vladivostok when Krovin’s face appeared on the large video display screen that hung overhead. Upon seeing his face, Kazansky immediately rushed out of his seat and ran into another room. Charnaiz was dumbfounded at the apparent cowardice of the major, and Shruiken was disgusted at his lack of honor in the face of his enemy, but they were the ones who would have to listen to Arkady Krovin.
“It seems your friend has ran out on you.” Krovin said, mockingly.
“What do you want, Krovin?” Charnaiz asked, sneering.
“I wish to relay information to you, my good king.” He said, laughing softly.
“About what?” asked Shruiken.
“Be patient, Yaponiskii, I will tell all if you let me finish.” He said, his fingers drumming the table in the video screen. “You have something that belongs to me.” he continued, “He is known as the white snake – now don’t play dumb with me, I know you have him – I have heard it myself.”
“What are you talking about?” Charnaiz asked.
“I have no time for these games.” Krovin said, frowning. The view of the camera changed to Aquilifon, causing Charnaiz to glare at the screen, and then it moved downwards, towards his hands, one of which was holding something human-like, with blonde hair and a torn red uniform.
“Natasha… is that her?” Charnaiz said.
“Indeed. I see you can familiarize yourself with people that are not from your world. People such as I and my friend here.” He said, grinning, as a pair of red eyes opened from the black wall behind him. Shruiken crossed his arms and said,
“It’s a good trick, but it doesn’t scare me…”
“You are an arrogant one, aren’t you?” Krovin said, annoyed. “But let me get down to the point here – although I’m sure you understand already. Return the white snake to me, and you will get your friend back. Dead? Alive? I don’t know. That’s all up to him.” he said, pointing to Aquilifon, who, in turn, waved tauntingly at Charnaiz, which caused him to bang his fist on the table.
“You have one week to give the white snake to us – we will make the exchange at the old abandoned Soviet fortress outside Vladivostok.” Then, the video screen shut off.
Kazansky, as if on queue, decided to enter the room. “Okay, I’ve got it.” He announced.
“Got what?” asked Charnaiz.
“His location.”
“I’m sorry? I do not understand.” asked Shruiken.
“That video was live. Me and the electronic warfare boys were tracing his location during the entire length of the transmission.”
“You had a good backup plan.” Charnaiz said.
“You’ll never guess where it was – it was inside the town, several blocks away from here! He was taping in an old safe house – he’s insane! We’ve already sent in Nicolette and her boys to retrieve Natasha. We should be hearing from them in a little while.” suddenly, Kazansky received a radio transmission; it was the Scorpion.
“Ah, major – this is Lieutenant Blanchfleur. We found something, but, uh, it’s not what you’d expect… qu’est que c’est…”
“What is it, lieutenant?” Kazansky asked.
“There’s nothing here but this merde television set facing a video camera!”
“What the…”
Suddenly, the television screen at the old house came to life. Krovin’s ugly face reappeared, laughing.
“Major Kazansky – you’ve done as I had anticipated. You still follow the book after all these years. You should learn to be more flexible.” he said. “The house that your mercenary team broke into is rigged. The doors are now locked, and the second I am done speaking, the room where they are in will be filled with deadly VX gas. Don’t try to find any more loopholes in this situation, major. I’ll be watching you.”
Immediately, white clouds of smoke were released from the pipes below the television set, but the former French legionnaire and her comrades were long gone. They had blown a hole in the nearest exit when Nicolette had sensed something wrong, and were now safely out of the building.
Furious, the Scorpion shouted to Kazansky over the radio, “Votre ami a juste essayé de nous tuer avec le gaz!” (Your friend just tried to kill us with gas!)
“The merc said what?” Kazansky asked, frowning.
“She says that Krovin gave her massive bunda.”
“What the hell is bunda?”
“It’s a Portuguese dish made of tartar sauce on pig rump.”
“…I see no point in that whatsoever.”
“The French are pointless, my friend.”
“Hey!” Nicolette interrupted, “I heard that, you fils d'une chienne!”
“Say what?” asked Kazansky.
“More pointless gab.” Charnaiz coughed, “Putain de grenouille.”
“We better get them out of that hot zone – the gas might still get them.” Kazansky said, a bit concerned – not over the gas per se, but over Charnaiz and Nicolette.
Murad burst into the room just in time. “Salam alaikum, major, warrior, your majesty.”
Kazansky turned to him and asked, “Yes, what is it?”
“They have brought a man in white.”
“Oh, good. That’d be our man.” Kazansky said, walking out of the room towards the main hall.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 8

Chapter 8: The White Snake

A white-clothed figure sat on the roof of a train car of a Russian TEM7A locomotive, on its way from Moscow to the military checkpoint in Yekaterinburg. This was the White Russian Trans-Siberian railway. The rest of the network had been shut down following the secession of Siberia and all the provinces east of the Urals.
Croak was his call-sign. His real name had been hidden in the White Army’s files, and he himself had long since forgotten. But he didn’t care about that anymore. Croak was his identity – the skull-like helmet on his head was his new face. His true one had been burned off. He forgot the sensation of pain, and the coldness of the Russian wind. He was quite literally unfeeling, and to him, being as cliché as it was, it was both a blessing and a curse.
Croak had night vision and thermal sensors embedded in his helmet, along with a bionic titanium endoskeleton. This allowed him to perform superhuman acts of strength and agility, and also provided for a second bulletproof layer. His uniform consisted of a tight fireproof suit and an ammunition belt on his waist. His titanium staff hung from a strap on his back, and a Makarov pistol was secured in a holster on his right thigh.
He was a member of White Russia’s most powerful secret weapon against the Krasnorussians – the highly controversial Resurrected Infantry Unit – dead soldiers being recycled for post-mortem service. Of course, the members of the Resurrected Infantry Unit were very few in number. They were once under the command of a Captain Gerhardt, himself a victim of a gunshot wound; until the captain went missing; now the unit was leaderless. Not that it was anything to worry about – the unit was only a three man fire squad. Croak was the only active member, as the other two were still in cryo-stasis.
The Resurrected Infantry Unit took its members from the bodies of the dead that nobody could identify – thus, it was a unit of “John Does” who didn’t even remember their own identities when they “woke up.” This is the reason for the mass protests of the citizens of the empire opposing the Resurrected Infantry’s very existence.
But that’s about enough of what Croak was. Now we go to the interesting part – his so-called twin brother.
Croak looked around with his thermal sensors into the snow. Nothing but a mass of blue, indicating low temperature. He assumed that he was safe; however he reminded himself that he could never be safe for long, as long as his virtual double was trailing him.
The soft clanking of metal could be heard a few cars behind him. Croak whirled around and rapidly scanned the roof of the car adjacent to his own – blue. He tilted his head, as if suspicious, and then decided to investigate for himself.
Jumping from car to car with catlike deftness and superhuman agility, he investigated each car very carefully, as if he knew what he was looking for. The yellow lenses of his mask shone in the Russian sun.
Suddenly, he could hear the cocking of a pistol – it was close, dangerously close. He reached for his own weapon, but it was immediately shot out of his titanium-clawed hand.
“Reach for the sky, White scum.” A robotic and grainy voice (with a remotely human character) said from behind him.
It was his double – Dym. He was the Krasnorussian’s own version of Resurrected Infantry – exactly as efficient, and with exactly the same capabilities. And aside from the Krasnorussian black and red opposed to the Imperial white and blue color scheme, exactly the same uniform. They looked almost like brothers, and the fact that they were always fighting only strengthened that.
Croak turned around slowly, his hands raised. Dym was standing on the train behind him, pointing a Yarygin PYa at his head.
“That’s it, comrade. Slowly now – come quietly so that we can place you under arrest.” said Dym, his featureless face mask devoid of any expression.
A soft, gruff laughter came from Croak, as he lowered his head, arms still raised. Dym knew he was planning something.
“What’s so funny?” asked the Krasnorussian.
Suddenly, without warning, the branch of a forest tree knocked Dym down onto the cold, hard roof of the train car; not that it mattered to Dym that it was cold and hard, because he could feel nothing. It did matter, however, that he had lost a potential prisoner.
Croak leapt to his feet and jumped on top of Dym’s back, trying to kick him off the train, or at best under the tracks to be crushed. The latter rolled over, causing Croak to fall as well. Both men were still safe on the roof of the train, but it was an intense competition to see who would be pushed off first.
Their bionic endoskeletons were really helping – they could endure an amazing amount of inhuman punishment and still function normally – but it was for a limited time only, as the skeletons needed to be periodically charged, like one’s mobile phone.
Croak was planning to use this to his advantage – if he could find a source of electricity on the train, he could charge up and easily overpower Dym – unless the latter could somehow manage to stop him first.
Dym gave a sharp head butt to Croak, damaging his sensors a bit, and leapt to his feet, extending a titanium quarterstaff.
“Stand down, comrade.” He said, as he shifted into combat stance.
“Go to hell.” replied Croak.
Without another word, Dym jumped into the air and landed a blow of his staff on Croak’s skull, who fell back a little. The White Russian hit himself in the head in an attempt to correct his sensory equipment, and then charged at Dym, who was quick to somersault over him and kick him in the back, causing him to tumble over.
Then, without warning, metal cords tipped with razor sharp hooks shot out from Croak’s hands, and impaled Dym through the ribs. Croak laughed, satisfied, but Dym quickly pulled both the cords out and pulled them towards him, causing Croak to fly along with them. When the White Russian got close enough, Dym gave him a quick uppercut in the jaw with his titanium knuckles, causing him to fly up into the air and land back down on the roof of the train car with a loud thud. Dym then fired metal cords of his own into both the hands of Croak and pinned him to the car.
“Pawned.” Dym said with an air of humor.
“Stfu.” replied Croak.
A voice interrupted over the radio, “Dym? Do you read me? This is Major Kazansky. Do you have the target?”
“That’s a big ten four, major.”
“Excellent. Troops will be waiting to take the target off your hands in Yekaterinburg. Good work. You really do deserve the title, ‘Defender of the Motherland.’” Kazansky said with a laugh.
“Thank you, sir. Dym out.”

Krovin was awakened by the sound of a whisper – a whisper so loud that it filled the whole room with an echo. He rose from his bed to follow the whisper to its source.
A frightening being floated in the hallway, standing taller than Krovin was; its face a dark void that sucked in all light around it, with two large, bright, glowing eyes staring down at Krovin. It wore something that looked like a robe made of tattered dark matter instead of cloth, and it spoke in a voice like the squeal of a warthog,
“There hassss been… a problem, masssster…” it said, gesturing with its claw-like hands.
Krovin crossed his arms and asked, “What sort of problem? If there has been an interruption in the bringing about of the true form of the Destroyer, then please, tell me now.”
“The white ssssnake – it has been taken by the enemy…”
Krovin glared at the being, and cracked his knuckles. “What else can you tell me?” He said.
The being remained silent and stared him down.
“You are a useless strigoi-mort… the demon within me gives me more physical torment than you ever will.”
Suddenly, the room became black, from the black matter of the being’s cloak, and only its eyes could be seen. Krovin could hear various noises around the room, such as the clashing of swords, the laughter of children, the screaming of women, the battle chants of his people, gunshots, religious chant, drums, and other noises that confused the mind. Gradually, the noises were toned down, and one noise could be heard above all the others – that of a radio transmission
“Dym? Do you read me? This is Major Kazansky. Do you have the target?”
“That’s a big ten four, major.”
“Excellent. Troops will be waiting to take the target off your hands in Yekaterinburg. Good work. You really do deserve the title, ‘Defender of the Motherland.’”
“Thank you, sir. Dym out.”
Then, as suddenly as it had rose, the black matter washed back down like water and was once again reabsorbed into the robe of the being. Krovin nodded his head, seeming to understand.
“Very well – the Krasnorussians have our man. Come, Shadow, I have a plan. I may finally have some use for you after all.”

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 7

Chapter 7: Coalition

Aquilifon stepped inside Krovin’s dark, depressing lair. “Arkadius Krovin. How long has it been since you have waited for this day?” he said.
“Long enough, Destroyer. And my name is no longer ‘Arkadius’. I have modernized myself through these hundreds of years, and I am now called by the name ‘Arkady Chernenko’ although my enemies still call me by the name of Krovin. You must be wondering why I have brought you here.”
“Of course not. You are insinuating that I am not an analyst myself, Al’Iblis?”
“Don’t call me by that name!” Krovin shouted.
“I know that you have remembered your defeat by that upstart Charnaiz, and I know that you seek vengeance on him.” Aquilifon continued. “And in your fury, you sought to ally with me to bring him down together, as common enemies. Am I correct?”
“To a certain point, yes. But that’s only half the reason. The other reason, that you might not be aware of, Destroyer, is that I seek to materialize your true form and to rid you of that sad, golem body.”
“Why do you do this?”
“The destruction of Vladivostok and the prevalence of unchecked, uncontrolled anarchy is my purpose here.”
Aquilifon remained silent and relaxed on the cement floor.
“The power plant would not have brought about your true form, Destroyer.” Krovin continued. “It would have only irradiated you and made you quite ill. However, I know for a fact that this dimension, also, has a prophecy that will bring about the revelation of your true form; and it is simpler to achieve than the one of Gondwana, I assure you. It only requires the merger of two beings – the white snake and the black snake, and that is all.”
“How do you know of this?” asked Aquilifon, casually.
“I have the black snake in my possession. It is he who has told me.”
“Congratulations, dark knight. And what about the second instrument of prophecy? Where is it?”
“It is on its way – from Kaliningrad.”

Valeri awoke from her bed, in a cold sweat. She threw off her blanket and rushed to the room of Charnaiz, who lay there with his wife. “Your majesty! I have seen a vision of great distress!” She said.
Charnaiz sat up and stared at her, saying, “What is it, woman? Why do you disturb me?”
“We are not safe from the Destroyer’s true form even in this world! His allies bring forth the twin shade snakes, which, in this world, will cause his true form to appear!”
“How long do we have?”
“Not long, sire, the white snake, the further of the two, is coming soon. The black snake is already here.”
“We must inform Major Kazansky and the others. This is their world, after all, that we are trying to save.”

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 6

Chapter 6: All Squads, Move Out!

General Nikolai Sobakov woke up seeing stars. He had slipped and fallen during the journey back, and was wondering what he was doing away from the Sugar Factory, where he was supposed to meet with the Vladivostok Worker’s Committee Supervisor. The trip was a rush of pain for him, and his body couldn’t take much more abuse. He was fifty five years old – not the young and powerful SpetsNaz operative he used to be. He sat up, feeling his head. He wasn’t bleeding, at least, but he felt like he had been hit by a truck, or a battering ram – or maybe even a truck with a battering ram for a hood ornament.
Kazansky’s voice came to him as a faint echo. “Glorious Comrade Chairman! Glorious Comrade Chairman! Are you all right?”
“Gemmeouttahere…” was all he could mumble. Chem troopers and medics had surrounded the Chairman, and were now trying to get him safely to a hospital or a medical bay – despite reports from security that a big, orange rock-like thing had escaped from the facility. None of the Army’s “glorious and heroic” defense groups had mobilized yet, partly because the Chairman wasn’t around to issue orders to his Chiefs of Staff. The other reason was because the entire Red Army was SNAFU.
When Sobakov awoke, he found himself in a medical bay inside the facility, with soldiers standing guard outside his room and medics checking on his vitals. Major Kazansky walked up to him, saluted the highest holder of power in all Krasnorussia, and said, “Permission to speak, Glorious Comrade Chairman.” The Chairman raised a hand and said, “Enough with the ‘glorious’. It’s enough torture that I have to hear that everyday. Comrade Chairman will do for now – or better yet, Comrade General.” The Chairman of the Armed Forces of Krasnorussia was feeling a little more than a slight headache today, and the reduction in the formalities helped ease the pain. He didn’t want to think that he was still in his office – with all the paperwork and the jittery officers telling him what went wrong – it was a psychologist’s textbook definition of a “stressful environment.”
“Alright, Comrade General – as you wish. We hate to bother you in your present condition, but I’m afraid this is a matter of national security.” Kazansky said, in his most formal tone. “Captain Doctor Voronov here will explain.”
Voronov looked up from a clipboard he was reading and said, “Comrade General, you were about to be the victim of an assassination, and we pulled you out of the hostile zone just before the assassin’s bullet struck, but in doing so, we have brought others back with you.”
“Spare me the details, captain.” said the Chairman. “Get down to business – what’s the real problem?”
“We may have a thirty-foot-high monster loose on Vladivostok.”
A long pause followed.
"A thirty-foot-high monster? What is this, some sort of joke?" the Chairman said in a half-jovial tone.
"This is no joke, Comrade General. It broke out of the wormhole, and it's coming through the Pervaya Reshka area."
"If this is no joke then... Do we have anything that can stop it?
"Nothing that's guaranteed to work. Most of our men are fighting the White Russians - several hundreds of miles from here."
"Then we must use our last resort..."
"You mean the SSRMa-05 ICBM's, Comrade General? With all due respect, we'll be blowing ourselves to hell..."
“We have no other choice, major. We can move the civilians into the old bomb shelters downtown. These men here will find a shelter for. Major Kazansky – you’re in charge of the operation. Godspeed, major.”
“It will be an honor to serve you, sir.” Kazansky said with a salute.

Meanwhile, Murad al’Khefar lay sprawled amidst the rubble on the cement floor of the test chamber. No one had come to give him medical aid, as they were more concerned over the health of General Sobakov – the ‘glorious and heroic leader’ of their country. But now, as he awoke, he found himself completely healed and feeling only but a slight pain in his forehead. He opened his eyes to see the blurry figure of a desert woman, much like himself, wearing a black cloak resembling those worn by the Bedouin. “Nur?” He said, slightly dazed. Nur was the name of his bride-to-be, but she was taken away from him “most violently”, according to his opinion, by an Irish crusader.
The cloaked woman turned away from Murad and spoke to a man in a red cassock nearby. “He is hallucinating, your Majesty. I may apply an anti-hallucinogen, but it may damage his senses.
“It’s worth the risk, Valeri.” said Charnaiz.
Valeri took a tiny vial from her belt and held it under his nose. He coughed violently and shook his head. He then scrambled to his feet, seeing all these faces around him, and grabbed his twin scimitars. The event was startling for him. Charnaiz raised his right hand, making the old Latin peace symbol, and said to him in Turkish, “biz burada -e doğru el uzatmak sen. biz sokulgan. -si olmak sen büyük portakal hayvan gelmek yanında burada?” (We are here to aid you. We are friends. Have you seen a great orange beast come by here?)
Murad sneered, “I assume you have only treated me to extract information from me.” But then he relaxed, “However, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
“Good to hear that.” Charnaiz said, smiling. “Lead us to him, friend.”
With that, Murad rose and coaxed them to follow him through the vehicle exit, where Aquilifon had trampled through the tanks in the garage.

“All right, gentlemen, listen up.” said Kazansky to a band of weary chem troopers, “We have a whopping pain in the ass that is probably en route to the capital building. The Chairman of the Chiefs of Staff himself has given me orders to lead all of you to the nuclear storage facility to launch a miniature nuclear missile. It’ll be my job to activate and launch the device, so try to lay down some cover for me if we ever get there.” The chem troopers responded with stiff salutes and headed for vehicle bay 2, where the BTR-102 APCs lay in the garage.

It was foggy outside, but one could still see that Aquilifon was wreaking indescribable havoc throughout the streets of Vladivostok. Bodies littered the streets, and the sidewalks were pink with blood on the snow. The great Destroyer kept moving onwards towards the city’s new nuclear power plant, hoping to draw some sort of energy from it – why? It was a mystery.
Suddenly, four BTR-102s pulled up dangerously close to the feet of Aquilifon. The people who were left alive rejoiced – the Red Army had finally come to their aid; but their rejoicing was cut short. Aquilifon stopped where he was and crouched to face them. “Please, gentlemen,” he said, “You are wasting your time here. You cannot stop me or interfere with my progress. It is not humanly possible.”
The soldiers responded with gunfire to Aquilifon’s head. The Destroyer furrowed his rocky brow and swept them all away with a great swing of his arm.
Just then, out of the mist, a blast of blue energy came from a rooftop. A man in a red cassock and an orange stole was firing energy beams from the palms of his hands! He was accompanied by a blonde woman who shouted at the top of her lungs, which shattered stone; a Japanese warrior who took hit-and-run slashes at the beast; a mysterious cloaked figure who stood praying over them in the background; and Murad al’Khefar.
“Hey, Voronov.” Kazansky said through his radio.
“Yes, Comrade Major?” replied the captain, who was doing some repairs back at the facility.
“I think I know what happened to that Turkish guy.”
“Yes, sir, I see it too – through your video feed.”
“Wasn’t he supposed to be dead?”
“Badly beaten, sir.”
“Never mind, we might need his assistance anyway.”

Charnaiz, seeing the APCs, flew downwards towards the large green vehicles to greet them. He stopped in front of Major Kazansky’s APC and said, “Major Alexei Mikhailovich! Zdravstvuyitye!”
Kazansky was somewhat confused, and asked the strangely dressed individual, “Who are you – and how do you know my name?”
“We fought together in Gondwana! Ah! The wormhole Aquilifon created must have brought you back to your time! Have you suffered memory loss during your ordeal?”
“What the hell is he talking about?” Kazansky mumbled.
“Never mind, no time for this now – we must vanquish the Destroyer for the safety of this world and all the others!” With that, he flew up once more to Aquilifon.
Kazansky shook his head, “All squads, provide cover for the new arrivals. I think they’re old friends.”
“Roger that sir.” a chem trooper responded, “But uh, please be advised that the target is moving towards the new nuclear power plant. We’re trying our best to hinder his progress, but nothing seems to be working as planned… SNAFU, sir.”
Kazansky groaned and said to himself, “If I hear that word one more time today, I’m gonna explode.”
As Aquilifon ripped through the power lines and kicked around automobiles on his way to the power plant, the sound of a chopper could be heard overhead. It was a Nighthawk-class US Air Force helicopter, and it was firing its machineguns relentlessly at Aquilifon’s face. Several dark figures could be seen rappelling out of the chopper just before Aquilifon swatted it down with an energy blast.
“Attention, members of the glorious and heroic Red Army!” a tinny voice came over the APC radio. It had a heavy Chinese accent.
“Turn on visuals, driver. I wanna get a look at this guy.” Kazansky said. As the monitor was displayed, the face of a Chinese PLA officer appeared on it. “This is Colonel Wu Chou Fang of the glorious and heroic People’s Liberation Army! China is under threat from the animal that you have released from your facility! We are sending in a mercenary group to keep it in check, as our regular army has no jurisdiction here! We will assess your loyalty as an ally after we quell this quandary! Chou Fang out.”
“Well how about that.” Kazansky said, “The Chinese are sending in reinforcements, but they’re gonna kick our butts in the People’s Court later. I hate bureaucracy.”
Another transmission followed. Chou Fang’s face was replaced by that of a Caucasian female in a white French officer’s cap, “Bonjour, major.” She spoke with a slight French accent, “Je suis Lieutenant Nicolette Blanchefleur, former French foreign legion. They call me, “Le Scorpion”, major. I will be leading my strike team according to your orders.”
“Welcome aboard, lieutenant. I believe you can see the problem we have here. Your objective is to prevent the target – the large, orange golem, from reaching the nuclear power plant. Do you understand?”
There was no response. The Scorpion and her men were already on their way towards Aquilifon.
Kazansky shook his head and said over the radio, “Okay people – we’ve received additional reinforcements. Pummel it with everything we’ve got!”
But suddenly, before anyone could respond, the fog became thicker, so thick nobody could see anything! It was smoke – smoke being expelled from seemingly nowhere was covering the streets and brought visibility to zero.
“This is Gefreitor Koshkov to anyone – if you can read me, then please be informed that we have a prob—auughh!” The transmission was caught short by the sound of gunfire.
“What’s going on? Can anyone see anything out there? Anyone?” No answers. The display screen was static, and only more gunfire and a little sword activity could be heard from outside. Then, from the static, a face emerged on the display screen. It had a beard and long, unkempt hair. “Greetings, members of the Red Army.” said the raspy voice. “You have all heard of me on the news – the leader of the Black Army… and now, I am once again in your hair.”
“Arkady Krovin…” Kazansky said. “You’re interfering with an affair of national security. Remove whatever forces you have hidden around here, or prepare to be fired upon.”
“Major Kazansky. It’s good to see you again – so you are the leader of this rag-tag group of fighters?”
“You have twenty seconds before we – “
“Before you what, major? It seems to me that you are not the ones who are capable of calling the shots here. Look around you, major. You can see nothing. My men, however, can see all of you. My snipers can pick your chem troopers off one by one as you hear their screams over the radio. I suggest that you stand down while we relieve this… problem of yours…”
“What, you’re helping us?”
“Goodbye, major.”
As he said this, the display screen went back to static, and the smoke cleared. Aquilifon was gone, though. The chem troopers on the ground and the warriors and mercenaries on the roof stood there, more or less unscathed.
“What the hell was that?” Kazansky said through the radio as he climbed outside to examine the damage.
“We don’t know, sir. Visibility was zero through all that smoke.”
Charnaiz jumped down once again from a rooftop, followed by Valeri, Primrose and Shruiken. “I saw what happened.” He said.
“Yeah right, that’s impossible. Visibility was zero and all our equipment was chaffed. How’d you see anything?”
“The Eye of Balthazar, major. It’s a jewel embedded in my sword, Char Milvian. It can see anything clearly, albeit for a brief period of time.”
“I don’t believe you.”
The Gondwanan king held up the jewel on the sword to his face, and images swirled through it. The jewel depicted Krovin talking with Aquilifon amidst the smoke, and then running off together, after which the image faded away.
“That’s amazing! How’d you do that?”
“Through the magic of the blue iris, major.”
The Scorpion rappelled down from another building together with her men, and reported to Kazansky, “We couldn’t catch him. We could see nothing in the smoke and fog.”
“These guys apparently could.” Kazansky replied, gesturing over to Charnaiz.
“Who are they? They look like a group of circus performers.”
“How dare you talk like that to the king?” Primrose said, unnaturally angry.
“King? I see no king – only a man without a crown in a clown costume!”
“Let her go, my love.” Charnaiz said to Primrose, trying to calm her down.
The Scorpion laughed, saying, “S'il est le roi, alors qui êtes-vous? Sa chienne royale?”
Charnaiz, being a linguist, understood this, and he knew that the Scorpion had just called Primrose the “royal bitch”. He put his hand on the hilt of Char Milvian and prepared to strike, but was stopped by Kazansky.
“That woman is a PLA mercenary. If you touch her, we will regard you as an enemy and will then be required by Krasnorussian law to attack and kill you.”
Charnaiz moved his hand away and glared at Nicolette.
The Frenchwoman put her hand to her mouth and laughed, “Ha ha ha! Clown de cirque.”
Charnaiz’s eye twitched, but he tried to take no more notice of the annoying woman. “I suggest we follow them. They may be planning to aid each other. It is a known fact that when one’s enemies unite, it spells almost certain doom.” He said as he turned to Kazansky.
“We can do that after we formulate a plan on how to do it. But remember that my boys will be keeping an eye on you. I don’t know who you are – but I have a pretty good idea where you came from. You just had to enter that wormhole, didn’t you.”
“I follow my quarry – it’s a rule of the hunt.”
“Uh huh. Yeah, whatever, your majesty.” said the Russian with an air of revulsion. He then climbed back inside the APC and suggested that everyone else come with them back to base for medical treatment and rest. Thinking that this apparent expert had a better idea, he called off the nuke armament.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Follow the Leader

Charnaiz stared at the big, gaping black hole that swirled in midair. He knew what it was – a wormhole. Controlled rifts were used by his people’s mages as a form of transportation – but this one looked extremely unstable, and did not look like it was created by any Gondwanan magic. His wife walked up to him, panting from the exhaustion of the previous battle.
“My love, are we safe? Has the monster been rid of us by this wormhole?”
Charnaiz thought for a moment and walked in circles around the entity. “For now, dear, yes. But it appears that this wormhole leads to another dimension. If we can follow Aquilifon to that dimension and find him there, we can be assured of his destruction.”
Shruiken jumped down from a perch and sheathed his katana. “Charnaiz-san, I would very much like to join you on this hunt for the Destroyer, to avenge the death of my comrades.” He said, as he stared at the bodies of those who lay dead around him. He had witnessed the sucking in of Major Kazansky and Natasha into a wormhole, and they were the lucky ones. The others were killed, and among the corpses lay a mass of entangled purple fur.
“We lost all hope of defeating him once he crushed Mookie.” Charnaiz muttered. “Such a loss.” He picked up a handful of bloody purple fur and clenched it in his fist. “For vengeance.” He said.
Footsteps came from across the room. A hooded woman, heavily tanned from the heat of the Gondwanan desert sun, came into view out of the shadows. This was Valeri, a Gondwanan tribeswoman and local prophetess. “It would be wise for his Majesty to follow after the Destroyer, for the instruments of the prophecy in this world have clearly failed at their appointed task. Perhaps there is new hope to be found in another.”
Charnaiz nodded at the prophetess’ statement and said, “Come, Valeri, you must lead us in finding the Destroyer. None here who is alive knows as much about our adversary as you.”
“Very well, your Majesty. I will do as you wish.” The prophetess bowed and summoned them to her to jump into the worm hole.
“Shruiken, do you remember when you were brought to this world with the wormhole of the prophecy?”
“Hai, Charnaiz-san.”
“Then you will therefore remember how unsettling it feels.”
“It is like the four elements themselves are lashing against you and ripping you apart.”
“Exactly.”
Then, without further hesitation, the four of them jumped in. The rocky chamber around them was then as silent as death.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Enter the Destroyer

Gondwana Dimension, 2007. A gigantic, orange figure with a rock-like body towered over a small consortium of unlikely heroes, and laughed tauntingly. This was Aquilifon – the legendary Destroyer of Worlds that was both feared and respected by those few that chose not to ally with him. The Sovereign of Gondwana, Charnaiz dir Castillon and his wife Primrose Marie Gadlene lay helpless before the monster, with the bodies of their comrades sprawled dead or dying around them. Many seemed out of place and time, and others seemed to belong in the distant future.
Suddenly, right behind the giant, a Japanese ninja from the Middle Ages leapt from out of his hiding place to attack the creature. This was Shruiken, a great mercenary from his time, but an unknown figure here in Gondwana. The ninja soared in the air, sword raised, ready to strike – but Aquilifon saw him coming, turned to face him, and was about to blast him with powerful heat waves from his hands when, as if on queue, a black hole opened up behind Aquilifon and immediately sucked the World Destroyer inside.

Vladivostok, Krasnorussia, 2025. Members of the Red Electronic Warfare Division were trying desperately to shut down the wormhole before it flooded the entire chamber with inglorious debris. Then, suddenly, a large orange hand appeared through the wormhole.
“What in the name of General Semen Timoshenko is that!?” shouted Kazansky. He stared as the rest of whatever was on the other side came into view. The large, fishlike head, the granite-like torso and shoulders, and finally the feet with strange, ancient-looking markings on them came into view. It was out.
“Oh my…” Voronov murmured. He could’ve been saying this because of the monster, but he was actually saying it because of the error message that appeared on the display screen: CRITICAL ERROR – PLACE AND TIME COORDINATES LOCKED. SHUTDOWN MAY RESULT IN PERMANENTLY OPEN ENTITY.
“Well, this sucks.” He muttered.
“What’s going on, captain?”
“We can’t change the date and place, and uh… if we shut the machine down, the portal’s going to stay open for a pretty long time because of machine error, Comrade Major.”
“We’ve got bigger problems, captain. Look up from the screen.”
Voronov looked up, and his mouth dropped open. Aquilifon, the Destroyer himself, a thirty-foot-tall abomination, was staring right at them in their place in the tower.
Murad al’Khefar, who was still in the tower, looked upon the intruder defiantly and drew his blades, shouting, “You come here to die at the hands of Murad al’Khefar! You have chosen your demise well!”
Aquilifon laughed, the terrifying sound filling the whole room; and said, “On the contrary, Murad bin Abdulhasib bin Mahmoud al’Khefar… it is you that will meet your end this day.” The giant’s voice didn’t seem to fit him – it was clear, and almost gentle in a way – something like a voice one would hear from a salesperson trying to deliver a pitch, but with a great echo.
Murad, undaunted, replied, “We will see which one of us speaks the truth! Allahu akhbar!” And with that, he leapt out of the tower, breaking the glass windows, and landed on Aquilifon’s head, slashing at his eyes. The giant grunted, but quickly grabbed Murad and threw him to the ground. The Muslim was like a cat, and landed on his feet.
“You pester me so, human. I have yet to acquire my true form before bothering any more with the likes of you.” Aquilifon said, somewhat annoyed. He then started walking towards the large vehicle exit.
Russian chemical troopers rushed up behind him and began opening fire with their AKM rifles, but Aquilifon took no notice of this. Murad continued to harass the great being and leapt once more onto him, this time, climbing him like a mountain. Aquilifon grew impatient and grabbed the Turk with his right hand, extended it towards a wall, and then, with the warrior still clinging on to his fingers, released a tremendous energy blast which shot the body of Murad like a rag doll into the concrete infrastructure. Murad hit the wall with a loud crash of cement and bone, and fell to the floor below.
Aquilifon turned then to the chem troopers who were still firing at him. He let loose a great heat wave that fried the lot of them, chemical suits and all, to ashes. He then proceeded to walk through the vehicle exit, virtually unopposed.

As they watched him stomp out into the city, Kazansky and Voronov reappeared from under their hiding places. Being unarmed at the time, they could not fight. Voronov breathed a sigh of relief.
“Voronov…” murmured Kazansky.
“Yes, Comrade Major?”
“You cannot begin to fathom the depth of the shit that you are in right now. The Chairman is gonna have your head – provided that he hasn’t lost his in the fight.”
“SNAFU, sir?”
“Mega-SNAFU, captain.”
Voronov hung his head in despair.
Kazansky shook him and said, “Go check on the Chairman. If he’s dead then the whole thing was for nothing.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – SNAFU

Snafu is an acronym in popular culture meaning, “Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.” This phrase should be the motto of the Krasnorussian Army, as the device was seen to have the same bug problem as it did before; but at least, no living thing was being thrown out of the portal this time.
As Voronov watched the random objects being blown out of the portal, he concentrated on the whirring symbols on the date and place indicator. He decided to do something radical – annoy the computer with repeated input of the correct place and time. He proceeded to do this, as Kazansky shook his head, already reloading his pistol.
Then, something amazing happened. The place and time froze on the correct input! The machine stopped throwing up random objects and threw a man in an officer’s uniform and an officer’s cap out onto the tunnel’s cement floor.
“Attention all squads, we’ve found the Chairman!” Kazansky said joyously over his walkie-talkie. The cheers of the men were tinny over the receiver. Suddenly, the date and place display started changing again.
“Control Team A, prepare to secure the Chairman. There might be more debris heading out of that tunnel.”
“Roger that, Comrade Major. We’re sending out a fire team.”
A group of five men dashed out of a safety bunker and grabbed the Chairman, just before a large rock was thrown out of the wormhole.
“Mission accomplished, gentlemen. Let’s turn this thing off and get the Chairman back to –“ Kazansky was cut short by a great roaring sound coming from the other side of the wormhole.

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Murad al’Khefar

The Turk knelt down and looked towards the machine, feeling quite dejected at the lockdown of the portal which provided his only chance for return to Ramallah. Chem troopers peeked out of their bunkers nervously. The Turk, seeing these strange beings – more or less demonic creatures in his eyes because of the gas masks – picked up his twin scimitars and began shouting at them in Turkish.
The chem troopers looked at each other, then back at the Turk, like dumb forest creatures. One of them then picked up a walkie-talkie and said to Kazansky, “Comrade Major – the new arrival seems a bit… hostile.”
Kazansky was quick to reply, “Don’t shoot; just try to pacify him. Try talking him down.”
“Roger that, Comrade Major.”
The soldier shrugged at the orders, took a few of his comrades with him, and crept up, albeit reluctantly, behind the strange-clad “visitor.” The Turk heard them coming, turned around with a whirl of his cape and twirled his scimitars in both hands, his brown eyes darting like a cornered jackal from one soldier to the next, scrutinizing them.
Left with no choice, the chem troopers decided to rush at the Turk, barehanded.
The green-clad Muslim leapt in the air, raised the scimitar in his right hand and came back down, splitting the head of the first soldier in two. The others shouted in panic and tried to run, but the warrior leapt like a quick green monkey from one soldier to another, slashing their throats. When the whole team was dead, his eyes turned skywards, and saw two men in uniform sitting in a large tower overlooking the tunnel.
“This sucks.” Kazansky blurted.
“Indeed, Comrade Major.” replied Voronov, stressed.
Kazansky observed the situation and had an idea. “I need a Kazakh soldier. Get down to the safety bunkers and fetch one. Don’t use the PA system.”
“But whatever for, sir?”
“Do it.”
Voronov ran out the door and down the stairs, wondering what Kazansky planned to do. Hurrying back up with a rather confused Kazakh guard, Kazansky turned to him, took the guard by the shoulder and showed him to the PA system, while mumbling to Voronov, “What took you so long?” He then turned to the Kazakh, saying, “Do you speak Arabic, comrade?”
“Why, yes sir, but uh…”
“Very good. Translate what I say through the PA system.”

By this time, the Turk was kneeling on the floor, praying to Allah to deliver him from this place. Suddenly, a voice boomed throughout the room, seeming to come from everywhere. “Rise, warrior.” The Turk, astonished, rose to his feet, trembling, and hid his face. “Allahu akhbar!”
“What is your name, warrior?”
“Murad bin Abdulhasib bin Mahmoud al’Khefar.”

“What was that?” asked Kazansky in the control room.
“That was his name, Comrade Major.”
“Ah, crap.”

“Ah, crap.” said the voice of Allah.
“Forgive me for the sinful lineage of my family, most gracious and merciful Allah.” he said, with tears in his eyes.

“Why did you just translate what I said?” asked Kazansky, calmly.
“Because that’s what you told me to do, Comrade Major.” replied the Kazakh soldier, grimacing.
“Listen to what I say, verify the meaning, and think before you act, comrade. I know you can do this – you have a very large forehead.”

The voice of Allah continued, “I have seen fit to transport you, Murad al’Khefar, to the city of Vladivostok, in the country of the Rus, in the year two thousand twenty five.” Murad’s eyes widened.

The Kazakh soldier interrupted, “Sir – they use a different calendar. 2025 to them is about 2586 AD.”
“Well, isn’t that interesting? Well I just don’t give a horse’s ass, soldier. As long as we’re as far away from what they believe as “normal”, we’re okay. Now keep translating.”

“Murad, the people here were sent by me. They are here to help you. Be kind to them and treat them as you would have them treat you.”
“Yes, my glorious Creator.”
“I am sending another group back in. They will not harm you. Drop your weapons on the floor.”
Murad did as he was told, and another group of cautious chemical troopers entered through the main door. They stood by him and coaxed him to follow them – in Russian. Murad, not understanding, raised his eyes to the ceiling and pleaded, “Please, tremendous and powerful Allah, make them understand what I say, if it be your will.”

“Now we’re in trouble.” Kazansky muttered.
“Now we –“ the translator mimicked.
“Stop!” Kazansky thought for a moment. “Talk to them in Russian.” He told the translator. The Kazakh shrugged and said to the men, “Alright comrades, I’m going to translate what the Turk says to you, and you better listen well. Major Kazansky’s going to shoot me in the butt if you don’t do this correctly. My ghost will haunt you in your sleep if you screw up!”

“Doesn’t he mean the ghost of his ass?” murmured one trooper. The others chuckled. Murad wondered why they were laughing, and spoke to them in Arabic; the Kazakh translated.
“The Turk asks why you laugh at me. He tells you to respect the great Allah your creator.”
One of the chem troopers guffawed and shouted to the tower, “Serik? Allah? HA! You can’t even –“ he was cut short by a bullet to his head. Major Kazansky had shot him. The other chem troopers chorused an “uh-oh” while Murad fell prostrate to the ground.
“Take him to the exit before the next one dies, comrades.” Serik said through the PA. The chem troopers took Murad by the shoulders and hurriedly took him to the exit, sweating.

Kazansky patted Serik on the shoulder, “Good job, comrade. You’re getting a promotion for that one.” Serik saluted a thank you as Kazansky walked out the door, followed by Voronov.
“Great thinking, Comrade Major. But aren’t you going to take Serik with you to translate for you?”
Kazansky was annoyed by his own stupidity and would not admit it by going back and getting Serik. He was going to wing it – and bad things happened when Alexei Mikhailovich Kazansky winged it. “Nonsense.” he said. “I can do this. I happen to speak a little Turkish...” naturally, the major was lying, but he couldn’t think of what else to say. Voronov knew this, based on obvious analysis, but said nothing.
Kazansky entered the main hall where Murad was, flanked by two chem troopers, too afraid to touch him again. “Iyi günler, Murad al’Khefar.” said Kazansky. By saying that phrase, he knowingly exhausted his entire vocabulary of the Turkish language. But to his surprise, Murad had a relieving answer.
“How do you do, sir?” he said with a slight Turkish accent.
Kazansky raised an eyebrow. “You… speak English.”
“Yes.”
Kazansky slapped his forehead, feeling foolish. “God!”
“You do not use the name of Allah in that way.”
Kazansky looked up and said to Murad, “I want to straighten things out here, Murad.”
“Go ahead.”
“The voice you heard was not the voice of Allah.”
“You lie.”
“Nope, I’ll prove it to you.” Kazansky said, picking up his walkie-talkie. “Serik, are you still in the tower?”
“Yes, Comrade Major.” the Kazakh replied.
“Sing a number over the PA, will you?”
“Yes, Comrade Major.”
Then, the great “voice of Allah” began singing the “Macarena”, and the vile and horrific singing voice of Serik could be heard throughout the installation. Even Murad was cringing.
“See? Does Allah sing like that?” Kazansky said, shaking his head.
Murad hung his head, in despair. He then murmured, “You have toyed with my beliefs, why?”
“You were killing my men, that’s why. We had to get you out of that room without hurting anyone.”
“Does anyone believe in Allah anymore?”
“You’d be surprised. Every freaking mujahedeen in all the ‘stans is Muslim. It’s annoying – we can’t fight them properly.”
Murad smiled, but then lowered his head again. “Why have you brought me here?”
“Now here’s the thing,” explained Kazansky. “We didn’t bring you here. That wormhole did.”
“You mean the great tunnel?”
“Yes, whatever you want to call it. The black hole ripping through the very fabric of reality – that thing.”
“How do I get back?”
“I don’t know. See – you’re here because something went wrong. We controlled the wormhole, and something got… out of hand. Now we need to return you to your time and need to get who we need to get out of trouble.”
“Who is this who is in danger?”
“Oh – our uh… sultan, if you will.”
“What has happened?”
“He was assassinated.”
“My condolences, friend.”
“Thank you.”
“I am willing to help you search for a new one.”
“Can’t do that – all of the qualified people are at the front line.”
“You are at war? With whom?”
“Um… ourselves. Well, our ‘brothers’, something like that.”
“Brothers should not raise swords against each other – it is an evil practice that should be stopped.”
“Um… yeah. But we’re not looking for a new leader anyway. We’re bringing the old one back.”
“You speak insanity.”
“Ah – no. That’s how you got in. See, this wormhole – it uh, brings things from other places and times and brings them out here. This place is like point B, and you were from point A.”
“I understand. Simple mathematics.”
“Yeah, you should know. You people invented mathematics… Arabic bastards.”
“I heard that – and I am not Arabic – I am Turkish.”
“Oh, sorry. But my point being, you need to get back to your time – you’re not needed here.”
“As I desire also, sir.”
“Great. Everyone’s happy! Now we need to find a way to fix the machine… Doc Voronov?” Kazansky said, turning to face the doctor, who had been silent all this time.
“I have sent a repair team up to the control center to rewire the circuits damaged by your uh…”
“Go ahead, you can say it.”
“Carelessly fired projectile. They are about finished now.”
Suddenly, a technician descended from the tower exit and announced that he had repaired the controls, and that Major Kazansky should be more careful. He held the bullet in his hand.
Kazansky smiled and said, “Voronov, is there any way we can take Murad here back into his time?”
“Reverse all the functions. It’s not going to be easy.”
Kazansky sighed, “All right, fine. We won’t put him back in right now. We find the Chairman first and then reverse functions.”
“I agree to this plan.” said Murad.
“Good. Let’s head back up to the control room and do this all over again.”
“Yes, Comrade Major.”
“Murad, you’re coming with us.”

The group climbed up the stairs and walked into the control room, where it looked as good as new, except for the tiny trace of the bullet hole.
“Control Teams get to positions, we’re going to go through this again.” said Voronov over the PA. Kazansky sat down while Murad stared at the view below him in awe.
The process went well, but when they reached the final stage, everyone became tense. “I’m setting the correct date and place again, and I want nothing wrong to happen.” He placed his hand on the PA system mic and said to Kazansky, “I hope those guys pulled out the bugs.”

Dateline: Gondwana, Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Generator

It circulated through the news faster than wildfire – one of the Chiefs of Staff of the Krasnorussian Armed Forces, the governing body of the Autonomous State of Red Russia, or Krasnorussia, had been assassinated. The people were in a state of extreme panic, and with the White Imperialist enemy taking advantage of the chaos by launching a new offensive, things were not turning out for the better.
The remaining four members grieved at the loss of their fallen comrade, General Nikolai Sobakov of the Red Army, the Chairman of the Chiefs of Staff – but while they grieved, they planned as well. They planned to bring him back.
No military leader in the Red Army at the time was qualified to be elected to the position of Chairman, since the vast majority of the Armed Forces was now being called out to the front to defend the motherland against the Whites, who hadn’t been out in full force since several years ago. However, the one division that was available twenty-four-seven and inside the capital city at all times was the one that would be needed for this radical operation – the 1ST Red Electronic Warfare Division would be in charge of creating a device that would allow for either resurrection of the body (which could already be done, albeit with major disadvantageous side effects, by the Osiris Device.), or retrieval of the General through a time portal before the unfortunate assassination.
In charge of the project was a Dr. Vladimir Voronov, a senior member and an officer holding the rank of Captain in the Electronic Warfare Division, aside from his title of “doctor.” Voronov was a surprisingly rugged man for a scientist, having a rather robust body with dark red facial hair and thick-framed glasses. He looked more like an adventurous archaeologist than the computer geek that he actually was. Monitoring his progress would be Major Alexei Kazansky of the 1ST Red Chemical Warfare Battalion.
Voronov walked through the plain white hall, holding what looked like a little black box – which was actually a component vital to the operation of the device, called the “wormhole generator”. When Voronov approached a large steel door, he placed his free hand on the palm sensor, and waited for it to finish scanning. It gave a pleasant beeping sound and opened the door. Voronov continued walking at a brisk pace, as he was impatient to try out his device. This black box was the final piece of the device, and it could therefore be tested for the first time after its installation.
Voronov walked into the final room, a large control booth which was flashing with red and green lights on its dashboards. Major Kazansky was already inside, waiting for him.
“Good morning, doctor.” said the Major. “Glad to see you could make it on time. Will we be beginning the test?”
“Yes, Comrade Major. I just need to install the power source and then we can start running the device in the controlled environment.”
“Captain.”
“Yes, Major?”
“It’s just a tunnel. Nothing’s ‘controlled’ about a tunnel with a door in it.”
“Would you rather have it tested out in the open? Without the safety of the control room?”
“Touché, captain.”
“I’ll begin installation now. You may sit back and observe the test, Comrade Major.”
Kazansky grabbed a swivel chair and put his elbows on the arm rests. Voronov now sent down the black box through a chute that led to the equipment bay. The box would travel downwards, land in a padded containment cell, be removed by one of Kazansky’s chem troopers, and then be installed in the large device on the further end of the tunnel manually.
Once installed, the chem trooper gave the “ok” signal to Voronov via radio. Voronov in turn turned on the PA system and said, “All military and electronic warfare personnel, please vacate the test tunnel and move to your respective protection zones. The device will be activated shortly.”
Kazansky interrupted, “It better work, captain; for your sake.”
“I am confident of my own work, comrade major. I’m sure it will work with either little or no problems at all.”
Kazansky nodded, and looked towards the device – a very large machine with four robotic arm extensions radiating out from the center, with a disc-like attachment on each one’s hand.
Voronov continued, “Beginning phase one – arms in position. Control team A stand by.” Voronov then flipped a switch, and red lights on the sides of the machine were activated, while the robotic arms extended further outwards.
“Control team A here.” said a voice over the communication line. “No malfunctions to report, sir; continue with the operation.”
“Thank you, soldier.” Voronov mumbled, and continued with the procedure. “Initiating phase 2 – Control team B stand by… routing power to wormhole generator… power route successful. Control team B, activate the device, if you please.”
“Control team B here. Affirmative, comrade captain. Switching device status to active; bracing for impact.”
Suddenly, the room was filled with a loud buzzing noise, and the light inside the four robotic arms bent to form a black vortex which seemed to rip through the very fabric of reality itself.
“We’re good to go, comrade captain. We will continue to stand by for your orders.”
“Roger, Control team B. I’m setting the coordinates and the time before the assassination. Be ready to retrieve the chairman.”
“Roger that.”
“June 12, 2025 5:25pm… inputting coordinates of the Sugar Factory, Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Autonomous State of Krasnorussia… activating.”
A powerful blast of wind blew from the wormhole, throwing up forklifts and barrels into the air as if they were children’s toys. Then, something unexpected happened. First, it started with the date – June 12 became June 11, then June 10. The location was now being changed also; and then the year. The digital display was changing into random numbers and place names. Voronov broke into a cold sweat.
“Captain Voronov! What the hell is going on?” shouted Kazansky.
“I don’t know! It must be a technical error! Nothing major, Major Kazansky. I can fix it! I swear!”
“For your sake, you better!”
Then suddenly, something was hurled out of the gaping wormhole – but it wasn’t the chairman. A huge boulder came shooting out of the wormhole and crashed into the other end of the tunnel, creating a large dent.
“What the…” Kazansky trailed off, mouth hanging open in disbelief. It wasn’t the boulder, but the wide array of other objects that were being flung in after it. A prehistoric pine tree, a Roman column, a Viking oar, a medieval sword, some arrows, a human foot, some bones, and many other random objects kept shooting out of the wormhole in rapid succession.
“Voronov…” Kazansky said, mumbling.
“Yes, comrade major?”
“Get this fixed! Now!” He shouted.
“Yes, comrade major! I’m trying my best! All we need to do is get a fix on one location! If the computer keeps processing, it’ll –“
“Spare me the details, Voronov. Just do your job.”
The machine stopped briefly in the year 1198, in Ramallah, Israel. “I think I’ve fixed it!” Voronov said with glee. But the doctor apparently spoke too soon – because something else flew out of the wormhole, and the numbers and names started rolling again. It was a medieval Turk, dressed in green robes and bronze armor, with a green sand mask over his face. He was also armed, with two scimitars – Arabian swords, used for slashing. He tumbled onto the ground, but quickly got to his feet. He was understandably alienated at the sight around him. A black portal was behind him, and in his eyes, it looked as if the gates of hell itself were pushing him out into this other world, made of cold iron and steel with strange markings on the walls.
“Oh this just keeps on getting better and better.” Kazansky said with a marked sarcasm.
“Indeed it does, major! Do you have any idea how valuable a specimen like this would be to the Krasnorussian scientific community? No – the world?!”
“Captain, just close the damn wormhole. We’ll figure out what to do with this guy once it’s closed. He might actually attempt to jump back in!”
But the man could not. The force of the wind coming out of the wormhole was stronger than the winds of the brutal Sahara itself – a desert whose winds he was used to. He inched with his curled boots towards the whole, meaning to return back to where he came to, but the winds blew him down and across the tunnel. He lost his footing and, quite literally, flew head over heels towards the back end of the tunnel.
“Voronov!”
“Please, sir! Stop pressuring me! I can do this!”
“You’re taking too damn long!” barked Kazansky. He then frowned and said, “Do I have to do this the hard way?”
The only word that Voronov could say was, “What?” before Kazansky whipped out his PYa Yarygin pistol and shot the control board. The vortex immediately closed, and the robotic arms short circuited and fizzed out.
“There we go. See? Nothing to it.” said Kazansky proudly, blowing the smoke from the barrel of his pistol.
“What have you done?” Murmured Voronov as he watched the ancient man get up, looking rather dazed, to shake his head.